jaoxn:

when the teacher asks if you did your homework

chrisynova:

thesongbirds:

fall in love with someone who makes you laugh or you’re gonna be really fuckin bored when you’re 80 years old, with a broken hip, and sex is impossible.

This was beautiful to read

Parks and Recreation cast explains the entire series in 30 seconds.

tvscripts:

mom and dad and vicky wonder why he has forks for hands

bear-butts:

cisluvr69:

jerry seinfelds head photoshopped onto jerry seinfelds body

ruinedchildhood:

 pussy game unstoppable

Things we should bring back in 2015

mchotney:

• “groovy”
• “far out”
• “bitchin”
• “can you dig it?’
• “stick it to the man”
• “righteous” 
• “catch my drift?”

masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”