eyewtkas:

10. Joe Biden is the first vice president in six years to not have shot his friend in the face.

jesusthelastairbender:

mom….gay….

i’m dad 

foxnewsofficial:

i wonder how many times the phrase “fuck it i’ll just be a sexy cat again” has been used this week

popeyeschicken:

advancedprophetofthelord:

its nice to know that cole sprouse is the only disney channel star to choose the tumblr life instead of a singing career

well he did write that song for jordin sparks 

chlotana:

im jacob

roguerequiem:

OMG I WAS JUST AT THE HALLOWEEN DANCE THAT MY SCHOOL PUTS ON EVERY YEAR AND THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY DRESSED AS BATMAN AND ANOTHER GUY DRESSED AS BANE AND SUDDENLY A DANCE OFF WAS HAPPENING AND THEY WERE DANCING AROUND AND PUNCHING EACH OTHER AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN JESUS WAS THERE AND HE BROKE THEM UP GAVE EACH OF THEM A HUG AND MADE THEM BOTH HUG EACH OTHER BECAUSE JESUS HEALS ALL WOUNDS AND I’M PRETTY SURE I JUST WITNESSED THE ALTERNATE ENDING TO THE DARK KNIGHT RISES HOLY SHIT

“Thank you for letting us live some life so we can come back to you.”

westendtohogwarts:

#I don’t know how well thought out this was but the last one from dh pt.2 is facing the opposite direction #it’s like all of the harrys from his past are looking up to him #as if they’re both expecting him to live up to his prophecy #and understanding that he’s only a boy #he’s still the same person he was in the very first image

nightmareeps:

the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”