Beyoncé sets fire to the media.

Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.

shinji420:

*middleaged man going through life crisis voice* finances

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

*7th grader voice* 69. *tries to hold in laughter*

mydemisee:

PLEASE DONT PLAY WITH MY EMOTIONS 

it was my first day off of school after exams. so of course i get up at 7:30, go to the mall by myself at 10, and stay there for 3 hours.

but i decided it would have been too awkward to eat at the mall by myself, because walking around for 3 hours on a friday morning by myself wasn’t bad enough, so i bought sushi and ate it at home.

i hope you can all try to live up to the stellar life that i live!!!!

blainesboner:

the new normal – bravid (requested by kinaschanderson)

You make me smile.
Even the times our future’s looking gloomier.